A Blonde Joke

One day 4 blond girls were driving to Disney Land.
They had been driving for 2 days and were almost there!
Then when they were at the last turn they say a sign.
It said "Disney Land Left".
They all started crying and headed home.

Lol heard that one before!

I got one!

Why did all the blondes get fired from the M&M factory?




They were throwing out all the W's! Get it? W is an upside down M

There's a mob full of blonde girls and they start shouting:
"We blondes aren' stupid! We blondes aren't stupid! We blondes aren't stupid!"
Then they decide to spell it

"W-E B-L-O.... um..."


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"We blondes are not stupid! We blonds are not stupidd!..

This blonde went to the pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza guy asked her if she wanted it cut into six pieces or twelve.

“Oh, six,” she said. “I could never eat twelve pieces.”

I'm blonde..... Fail...... I'm smart B-L-O-N-G-U-I-N <-- supposed to be blonde

-Why are there 17 blondes standing outside the club without going in?
-you must be 18 to get in!

Lol again I'm blonde..... But I don't care they make me lol

Haha Typhoon is smarter than me, he doesn't tell crappy blonde jokes for one

True anyone read mine?

Lol Typhoon nice!

Yes, but I don't get it---

How I explained it

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

RM, that last one was hilarious

i gut a few, gotta dig them out

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

a red head, a blonde, and a brinett were hanging on a wire they were think of wat they were going to do once there done and the brinett says a short story of wat she was gonna do the blonde says nothing and the red head says this huge story of wat shes gonna do and then the blonde claps:0 haha

That made no sense at all...

im confused Trampkid98, but welcome to the forum!

Rockmonkey. Return to Rockmonkey or you will receive a warning.

srry that wasnt me it was my friend making a lame joke lol

Should be Ord Ama

A blonde and a brunnete were walking down the street
Brunnete: look a dead bird
Then the blonde looked up in the sky and said "where?"

I heard that one before to but still lol

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"






Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.










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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."






A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.


Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"

Lol long pooooooooossssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttt